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‐ I'm doing this
for the good of the wall.
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♪
3
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[gurgling]
4
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[shouting]
5
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‐ For the Wall!
ALL: The Wall!
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[grunting]
7
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‐ The Duke is dead.
8
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‐ What?
We don't know that he's dead.
9
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[Cherie gasps, coughs]
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[coughing]
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‐ I'm not in charge of the Wall.
I just live in it.
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‐ Why?
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‐ Nobody needs to know
there's a way out.
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I mean, what are they gonna do?
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Run out there and get eaten
by an owl? [chuckles]
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No. It's safer and better
to build a new world here.
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‐ I... I believed. I believed in you.
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‐ And I believe in the Wall.
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Thank you for helping me reach
my destiny.
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[grunts]
21
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[body thuds]
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♪
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[squeaking]
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♪
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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[groaning]
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‐ Thank God I always keep
a Cherry Blast Gusher on me.
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Mm.
30
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[bones crack]
Fuck! My tiny leg is broken!
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[heavy breathing]
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[bones crack]
[muffled yelp]
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[heavy breathing]
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[whooshing]
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[squawks]
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[grunting]
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[squawking continues]
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♪
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[gasps]
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♪
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[bird squawking]
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♪
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Fuck you, Tim.
I'm not dying out here.
44
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I am not dying out here.
45
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I am... not dying out here.
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♪
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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♪
49
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[thunder rumbling]
50
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♪
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[lightning cracks]
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[gasping]
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Gotta get up in a tree.
54
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Just like in Jurassic Park,
you're always safe in a tree.
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You're safe in a tree.
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Safe in a tree.
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[lightning cracks]
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♪
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[stomach growling]
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Ugh, I wish I hadn't thrown out
that Gusher.
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[sniffing]
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[gasps] Ah!
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Mmm! Mmm!
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[gasps]
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MAN:
Mmm. Mmm.
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CHERIE: You're not dead?
‐ What the fuck?
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[both grunting]
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♪
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[bones crack]
‐ Ah!
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This is for everyone you hurt.
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[screeches]
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BOTH: Aah!
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‐ Aah!
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[screeches]
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[shrieking]
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Who knew a truck‐sized possum
would be such a little bitch?
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‐ That was just a baby.
‐ Then where's its mother?
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[thudding footsteps]
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[roars]
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[both scream]
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[snarling]
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[Pupa eating noisily]
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[squealing]
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[Cherie gasps]
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‐ What the hell?
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[possum snarling]
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Shit, barricade that door!
88
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Hurry!
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[snarling continues]
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What is this place?
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‐ Kid's toy. A spaceship.
‐ What?
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‐ Specifically,
the Predator spaceship playset
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from the 2007 movie
Alien Versus Predator: Requiem.
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That's the Predalien.
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The alien‐slash‐Predator hybrid.
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That's how I know
this set is from Requiem
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and not the original AvP.
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The Predalien was only
in the sequel.
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‐ Don't you dare mansplain
the Predalien to me.
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It appears in the final moments
of the first film,
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so it's technically
in both movies, you dumb bitch.
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‐ Okay, you know your AvP.
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Let me guess: you followed me
out of the Wall to kill me
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to finish what
your old pal Tim started.
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Ugh. Tim.
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‐ Wrong again.
‐ What? Then why did you‐‐
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‐ I don't want to talk about it.
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[possum snarling]
109
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What's all that?
110
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‐ Some stuff I put together in case
I ever had to escape the Wall.
111
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Everybody was always like,
"You won't need the bag."
112
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"Why would you ever need
the bag?"
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Yeah, well, looks like
I was right again, as usual.
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‐ Firecracker?
‐ Oh yeah.
115
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‐ We could throw it at the possum.
‐ It would probably just piss it off.
116
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‐ What's this?
‐ Purell.
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You gotta put something on that leg
if you don't want to get an infection.
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‐ Thanks.
‐ Hey, I still hate you,
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but I need you alive and alert
120
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if you're gonna help me
secure this place.
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‐ Here.
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‐ Thanks.
‐ Just to be clear,
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once we're out of here,
I'm still going to stab you in the eye.
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‐ You know, I did what I had to do
for the good of my people.
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‐ They weren't your people!
126
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‐ You're a stupid terrorist
who destroyed our society's only chance
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at peace and stability.
128
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You should feel free
to go fuck yourself.
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‐ You wish.
‐ Like I would waste a wish on that?
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Yeah, right. You wish.
131
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‐ Wow, you really got me.
132
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‐ It's getting late.
I'll take first watch.
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‐ No way I'm sleeping
with you sitting there.
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I'll take first watch.
135
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‐ Fine. But don't you dare touch
my penis while I'm asleep.
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‐ What? I would never touch
your disgusting penis!
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‐ Good.
No one has ever touched it
138
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and that sure as hell
isn't changing tonight!
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[huffs]
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♪
141
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[moans] Wai‐‐
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[gasps]
143
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‐ Relax. Your twig's over there.
144
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I cleaned off the blood
and sharpened it for you.
145
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‐ Thank you.
146
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‐ De nada. Breakfast?
147
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I'm cooking mushrooms.
I found them in the corner.
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‐ No, I'm out of here.
‐ That's not an option.
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If either of us step outside,
old lady possum will kill us.
150
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‐ There's nothing there.
‐ Trust me, Jeff's watching.
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Also, I've decided
to call her "Jeff."
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I know it's a girl,
but I had a roommate once
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who had a face just like a possum
and his name was Jeff.
154
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‐ Why is she waiting for us?
155
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There are trash cans up and down
the street that have easier food.
156
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‐ I think we have a Jaws 2 situation
on our hands,
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the one where the momma shark
gets revenge on them for killing her kid.
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‐ Her brain's the size of a peanut,
how long could she hold a grudge?
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‐ Hours, days, months?
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‐ Months?
‐ It's also possible
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that you and I are already dead
and this is Hell.
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In that case,
we'll be here for all eternity.
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‐ You're full of shit.
I'll take my chances outside.
164
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[birds chirping]
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[gasps]
166
00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:05,652
[possum growling]
167
00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,612
[gasps]
168
00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:08,447
[roars]
169
00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,283
[snarling]
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00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:12,868
Oh!
[snarling continues]
171
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‐ So, how about that breakfast?
172
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I imagine you're pretty eager
to get back
173
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to your terrorist pals
in the Wall.
174
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Oh, they're probably planning
some big extremist party
175
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to celebrate
all their successful terrorizing.
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That's fucked up.
‐ I'm never going back to the Wall.
177
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‐ Because this is so great?
178
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‐ I told you, I don't want
to talk about it.
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‐ I can respect that.
180
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Oh, please tell me.
Please, please tell me, please‐‐
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‐ Shut up!
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After we stormed the palace,
Tim went crazy.
183
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He didn't want to tell anyone
there was a way out. He‐‐
184
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He stabbed me,
and he pushed me out the hole.
185
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‐ No fucking way.
186
00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,448
So Tim stabbed you
in the front
187
00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,283
just like he stabbed me
in the back.
188
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‐ He didn't stab you in the back!
189
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We were never on your side
to begin with.
190
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‐ Regardless, it sounded cool.
191
00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,373
Man, what a piece of shit.
192
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At least I always told you
what the deal was.
193
00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,627
‐ I thought I knew him.
I thought he was a good person.
194
00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,546
‐ Power does crazy things
to people.
195
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,923
Uh, not me.
I mean, I handled it perfectly
196
00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,883
and was an excellent,
excellent leader.
197
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,343
‐ You flooded the bottom levels!
198
00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,095
‐ People were trying
to burn down the whole Wall.
199
00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,221
I had no choice!
200
00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:18,100
Whatever, we can at least
both agree that Tim sucks.
201
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,644
‐ I can't imagine what's happened
to the Wall with him in charge.
202
00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,688
‐ They need a real leader.
203
00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:24,273
How are the mushrooms?
‐ Disgusting.
204
00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:26,066
‐ What are you,
like a chef or something?
205
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,193
‐ Before I was put in the Wall,
I worked at Benihana.
206
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,987
[dishes clatter]
207
00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,697
Uhhh, whoa, what are you‐‐
208
00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:34,491
‐ Benihana's my favorite restaurant
of all time.
209
00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,368
I went there
twice a week for years!
210
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,412
‐ Are you serious? It's so oily.
211
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,830
Didn't you get tons of diarrhea?
212
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,540
‐ Tons and tons of diarrhea!
213
00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:43,959
But that's a small price
for an onion volcano.
214
00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,502
You know,
it's not just food‐‐
215
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,129
BOTH:
"It's an experience."
216
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♪ Daryl Hall and John Oates'
You Make My Dreams playing ♪
217
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,597
♪
218
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:00,684
[snarling]
219
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:05,731
‐ ♪ What I want, you've got
and it might be hard to handle ♪
220
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:08,025
♪ But like a flame
that burns the candle ♪
221
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,070
♪ The candle feeds the flame ♪
222
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,698
♪ Yeah, yeah,
what I've got, full stock ♪
223
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,409
♪ Of thoughts and dreams
that scatter ♪
224
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:20,370
[squeaking]
♪ If you pull 'em all together ♪
225
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:23,290
♪ And a‐how, I can't explain ♪
226
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:23,957
♪ Oh yeah ♪
227
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,459
[snarling]
♪ Well, well, you ♪
228
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,337
♪ Ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ♪
229
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:31,173
♪ You make
a‐my dreams come true ♪
230
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:34,885
♪ You, you,
ooh ooh ooh, you ♪
231
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,846
[snarling]
♪ Well, well, well, you ♪
232
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:42,684
♪ Oh yeah, you make
a‐my dreams come true ♪
233
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,353
♪ You, you, you ♪
234
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,479
♪ Yeah, oh yeah ♪
235
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:46,563
♪ You ♪
236
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,191
♪ On a night when bad dreams... ♪
237
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,984
[laughing]
238
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,071
‐ So the Benihana founder
is Rocky Aoki...
239
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,864
‐ The father of Steve Aoki.
‐ I don't know who that is.
240
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,491
‐ He's like this really famous DJ!
241
00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,118
And Rocky's also the father
of Devon Aoki.
242
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,704
‐ I'm drawing a blank.
‐ Supermodel‐slash‐actress.
243
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,873
She was in 2 Fast 2 Furious
and Sin City.
244
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,124
‐ And these people are famous?
245
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,751
‐ Kinda, like 10 years ago.
246
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,212
I just realized I don't know
your real name.
247
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,839
Your parents didn't name you
"The Duke," right?
248
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,048
‐ Well, my real name is‐‐
‐ Hold on.
249
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,633
[barfs, coughs]
250
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,719
Ugh. Guess I shouldn't have gone
for that extra portion of ant brain.
251
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,721
‐ Yeah, right.
‐ What's with the tone?
252
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,722
‐ Oh, come on.
‐ What?
253
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,975
‐ Don't make me say it.
Guys aren't supposed to bring it up.
254
00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:25,352
‐ What? Stop being a dick,
I told you about Aoki.
255
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,688
‐ Okay. it's pretty clear
that you're pregnant.
256
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,690
‐ What?
No way, that's impossible.
257
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,400
‐ I've been seeing signs
for a while.
258
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,443
I just assumed you didn't want
to talk about it.
259
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,279
Who's the father,
some Benihana hunk?
260
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,281
What'd he do, shoot that shrimp
right into your pocket?
261
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:39,366
[gasps]
262
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:43,287
♪
263
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,038
[both moaning]
264
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,624
♪
265
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,668
‐ Oh god... no.
No, no, no, no, no.
266
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:50,878
This can't be happening.
267
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,297
‐ You're also six to eight weeks late
on your period.
268
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,174
‐ Excuse me?
‐ It's close quarters in here.
269
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:58,093
I'm just supposed to not notice
you're not having a period?
270
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,052
‐ Yes!
271
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,138
God, I wish there was a way
we could know for sure?
272
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:02,472
‐ Oh, but there is.
273
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,308
CHERIE:
What are you doing?
274
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:07,019
‐ The creme in a Cadbunny Creme Egg
is basically made
275
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,062
of the same stuff used
to make pregnancy tests.
276
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,523
‐ That is one hundred million percent
not true.
277
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,942
‐ I put a drop of Cad Creme
on each of these dimes
278
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,777
to test them using
our urine samples.
279
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,447
First, we'll try mine,
which will function as the control.
280
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:19,531
Am I using "control" right?
281
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,949
‐ Sounds right.
‐ Okay, here we go.
282
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,202
♪ suspenseful music plays ♪
283
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,620
Okay, no reaction.
284
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:28,290
Now let's try your urine.
Or as I like to call it, "yourine."
285
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:32,419
♪ suspenseful music plays ♪
286
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,005
[screeches]
[both gasp]
287
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,549
‐ Jesus Christ!
288
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,259
‐ Congratulations, Mom.
289
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,720
Aren't you glad I've been saving
acorn caps of our urine?
290
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,263
‐ No! This is terrible!
291
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,390
‐ Hey, come on!
This is a miracle!
292
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,726
The first baby to be born small!
293
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,270
It's not mine, is it?
‐ What! We've never even had sex.
294
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,814
‐ Good. You promised to never touch
my penis when I'm asleep,
295
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,566
and I expect you to honor that.
296
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,653
‐ The father... it's Tim.
297
00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,321
‐ Whoa. You mean asshole Tim?
298
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,280
‐ Yes.
‐ Shit.
299
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,573
‐ I can't believe this is happening.
300
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,450
How am I going to take care
of a child out here?
301
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,368
‐ Uh‐‐
302
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:08,622
Whatever happens, you and I are going
to figure this out together.
303
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,623
I promise you.
304
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,001
‐ Wait a second, you've been saving
our urine all this time?
305
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,336
‐ I call it our‐ine.
306
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,296
Oh look, you weren't complaining
when you took
307
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,756
all those warm, bitter baths.
308
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,258
‐ Yeah, I guess part
of me knew,
309
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,760
but I just didn't want to lose
the option of a relaxing midday soak
310
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,095
to let my troubles melt away.
311
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,721
‐ Turns out it was piss.
312
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,058
[lightning cracks]
313
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:28,892
[Cherie grunting]
314
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,894
Keep pushing, Cherie!
Keep pushing!
315
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,855
Push!
‐ Ahhhh!
316
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,189
‐ I've got it!
317
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:38,277
‐ It's not crying, Duke.
Why isn't it crying?
318
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,903
‐ It's a lime Gummy Bear!
319
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,029
[screams]
320
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:41,905
‐ Cherie, wake up!
[Cherie gasping]
321
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,783
You're having another nightmare
where you give birth to a piece of candy.
322
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,118
‐ It was so real.
323
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,536
‐ What was it this time? Twix?
324
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,620
‐ Gummy bear.
‐ Green?
325
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,705
‐ Yeah, it was green.
326
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,081
‐ Holy shit, I guessed it?
327
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,040
[Cherie moans]
328
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,710
‐ Here, drink this.
You gotta stay hydrated.
329
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:55,377
‐ Thanks.
330
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:58,172
[rattling]
[possum snarling]
331
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,632
‐ I've been doing some thinking.
332
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,594
This Alien Versus Predator:
Requiem playset
333
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,137
is no place to raise a child.
334
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,096
‐ Oh, come on.
335
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,973
Sure, it's no Masters of the Universe
336
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,017
Castle Grayskull
Fortress of Mystery and Power
337
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,101
for He‐Man and his Foes,
338
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,269
but it's not so bad .
339
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,812
‐ It's starting to fall apart.
340
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,148
We've patched things
with the extra Predator dreadlocks,
341
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,150
but once those run out,
there won't be anything
342
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,985
to protect us
and the baby from Jeff.
343
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,695
‐ I forgot we were calling
the possum Jeff.
344
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,488
‐ This was always meant
to be temporary.
345
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,866
A baby needs
real medical supplies
346
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,534
and non‐insect foods.
347
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,537
Plus, if we could get in contact
with some regular‐sized people,
348
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,749
there's a chance we could be turned
regular size again ourselves.
349
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,209
‐ But where could we even go?
350
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,420
‐ We have to go to the corner
of happy and healthy.
351
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,926
‐ The Wallgreans? Are you crazy?
It would take weeks to reach on foot.
352
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,304
‐ I know. But we have to do it
for the sake of the child.
353
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:50,140
‐ It's so weird when you say "the child"
all dramatic like that.
354
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,517
Please stop.
‐ Just one more time.
355
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,311
‐ Fine.
‐ For the sake of the child!
356
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:57,314
Anyway, besides Wallgreans,
the only other option would be the Wall.
357
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,945
‐ Okay, maybe we try for Wallgreans.
But what about Jeff?
358
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,530
Getting past her
will be impossible.
359
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,741
Dare I say... im‐possum‐able.
360
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:12,037
‐ When we work together,
nothing is im‐possum‐able.
361
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,834
♪
362
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,502
‐ We're really doing this?
‐ We're doing it.
363
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:20,921
Soon as I open the door,
make a break for the grass line.
364
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:21,630
I'll get your back.
365
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,216
‐ Maybe we should just stay here
and reinforce the alien egg chamber.
366
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,051
‐ Come on, you trust me, right?
367
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,388
‐ I... trust you, The Duke.
368
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,225
‐ Fuck. That's so bright.
369
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,394
‐ Go. Go now! Go!
370
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:38,605
Hey! Over here, you piece of shit!
371
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,440
I'm over here!
[growls]
372
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,110
‐ Duke, what are you‐‐
[snarls]
373
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,278
[gasps]
374
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,947
[snarling]
375
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,615
[screaming]
376
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,618
Duke!
377
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,579
Noooo!
378
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:55,247
[The Duke grunting]
379
00:15:58,542 --> 00:15:59,293
[explosion]
380
00:15:59,293 --> 00:15:59,960
[gasps]
381
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,003
‐ Ahh!
[glass shatters]
382
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,756
Aww, dang it, I broke
my Babu Frik collectible shot glass!
383
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,967
[coughing]
384
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,594
‐ What did you do, you dummy?
385
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,305
‐ It was the only way...
to stop her.
386
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,223
You have to get to Wallgreans.
387
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,058
‐ I can't do this without you!
388
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,227
‐ Yes, you can.
[coughs]
389
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,896
I hope this makes up
390
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:21,231
for some of the bad things
I did in the Wall.
391
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,941
I was a bad leader, Cherie.
392
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,234
Goodbye.
[Cherie sobs]
393
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,737
I love you... but like
in a fatherly way,
394
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,238
not like in a horny way.
395
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,741
Please don't touch my dick
when I'm dead.
396
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,910
‐ I won't.
I love you too, Duke.
397
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,287
‐ You asked me once
about my real name.
398
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:38,332
My real name is... Ringo.
399
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,086
[sobbing]
400
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,592
♪
401
00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:03,982
♪ dramatic music plays ♪
402
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:06,443
[sobs]
403
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,403
[slurps]
404
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:11,657
♪
405
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:20,374
♪
406
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,588
♪
407
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,552
♪
408
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:36,807
[cawing]
409
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:41,270
♪
410
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,065
[sighs]
411
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,401
‐ ♪ Oh, I think scrubs are great ♪
412
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,528
[groans]
413
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:50,571
[cries in pain]
414
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,782
‐ [gasps] Please tell me
my water didn't just break.
415
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,242
Fuck, fuck‐‐
[thudding footsteps]
416
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,996
‐ ♪ ...flyness of a scrub
is up for debate ♪
417
00:17:58,996 --> 00:17:59,955
[panting]
418
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,499
♪ Depending on
the scrub in question ♪
419
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:03,584
[thudding footsteps]
420
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,419
♪ That other song has it wrong ♪
421
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,712
♪ Holler! ♪
422
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,589
♪ Yes! Scrub scrub scrub ♪
[groans]
423
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,883
♪ You ain't bad! ♪
424
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:11,800
Ooh!
425
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,385
‐ No, not now!
426
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:14,553
[thudding footsteps continue]
427
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,305
‐ Ice cold Pez, score!
428
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:19,016
♪
429
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,058
[clicks]
430
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,732
[gasps, grunts]
431
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:28,066
[cries]
432
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,651
[grunts]
433
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:36,617
Nom, nom, nom.
434
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,368
[panting]
435
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,495
[screams]
436
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,127
[cries]
[panting]
437
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,465
♪
438
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,176
‐ Ah!
439
00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:00,974
‐ Yech. I just realized
Pez tastes like chalk.
440
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,602
♪ Yes, yes, scrubby scrub, scrub
scrub, scrub, scrub ♪
441
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,854
♪ Scrub, you've been misjudged ♪
442
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,607
♪ You've been marginalized ♪
443
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:11,735
♪
444
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,029
[cries]
‐ It's okay.
445
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,322
It's okay.
446
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,992
[wind gusting]
447
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,873
♪
448
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,458
We finally made it, sweetie.
449
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:29,002
I just wish Ringo was here with us.
450
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,505
♪
451
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:34,800
No!
452
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:41,139
No! No! No!
453
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:46,395
[dogs barking, growling]
[Cherie sobbing]
454
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,025
[dogs barking]
CHERIE: All of this,
455
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,152
The Duke's sacrifice, the journey,
456
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,487
it's all been for nothing.
457
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:58,490
There's no Wallgreans
and nowhere else to go.
458
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,118
I don't like it, and I don't know
what we'll find there,
459
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:03,120
but we have to go back
to your father.
460
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,539
We have to go back to the Wall.
461
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,499
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
462
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,961
♪
463
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:16,216
♪
464
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:23,056
♪
465
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:35,444
♪
466
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:36,778
[chirping]
467
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,365
♪
468
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,332
There it is.
469
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:49,541
[sighs]
470
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,876
Nothing's ever easy, is it?
471
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:51,835
[coos]
472
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,296
[grunts]
473
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:00,177
Uhh!
474
00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:04,598
♪
475
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:05,682
[grunts]
476
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,102
[panting]
477
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,522
♪
478
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,903
[panting]
479
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,573
[cawing]
480
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:23,617
[squawks]
481
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:27,871
[gasps]
482
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,915
[cawing continues]
483
00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,379
Fuck you, bird.
484
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:37,381
[squawks]
485
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:46,431
Thank you, strange creature.
486
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,684
‐ I like Lightning McQueen.
487
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,227
‐ Okay.
488
00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:53,856
♪
489
00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:55,274
I don't know what
we're going to find there,
490
00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:57,150
but it's been over a year
since Tim took over
491
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,277
and he's a psycho,
492
00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,153
so I can only assume
it's going to be bad.
493
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:00,946
[coos]
494
00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:03,407
That's right. So keep quiet.
495
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:08,328
[people laughing, chattering]
496
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:12,416
Cherie Day. What the fuck?
497
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:19,715
[people laughing, chattering]
498
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,721
I don't understand.
Everything looks so clean,
499
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,015
and the people look... happy.
500
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:29,600
ANNOUNCER: [on intercom]
Attention, citizens,
501
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,769
please welcome our leader... Tim!
502
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,396
[crowd cheering]
503
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:38,942
‐ Wallians, welcome to
the first annual Cherie Day.
504
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,485
[cheering, applauding]
505
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,614
Before we get to celebrating
our fallen hero,
506
00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:45,949
there is an important
announcement to make.
507
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,243
But you won't be
hearing it from me.
508
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:49,995
[crowd murmurs, gasps]
509
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,249
HALK:
We captured the murderer.
510
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:55,375
It was...
511
00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:03,258
a rogue cricket
who got in the Wall.
512
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:06,011
[crowd cheering]
513
00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,472
♪
514
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,474
CHERIE:
I've seen that look before.
515
00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:12,976
‐ I'd rather just be alone, so‐‐
516
00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:14,228
Ch... Cherie?
517
00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:16,021
‐ Seems like
everyone knows me now.
518
00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:16,897
‐ You're alive.
519
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:19,024
How are you alive and tan?
520
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:20,943
‐ Don't worry about that,
I'll explain later.
521
00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:22,736
I'm here because I want
to save the Wall,
522
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,655
and I need your help.
‐ Save it from what?
523
00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:27,491
‐ I was in the crowd.
I saw that look in your eyes.
524
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,201
‐ The cricket.
It was a cricket‐‐
525
00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:30,869
‐ Stop. You know it's all an act,
526
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,789
that Tim lies and hides
his violence to protect the Wall.
527
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:36,625
‐ [sighs]
Okay, yeah, I've seen it.
528
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:37,668
He's just like the Duke.
529
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,461
‐ He's not like the Duke.
He's worse.
530
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:40,921
‐ But it keeps the Wall safe.
531
00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:42,422
You have to think about the future.
532
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:45,008
‐ I know.
I've seen the future.
533
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:45,717
[Halk gasps]
534
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:48,178
And it's one
where Tim can't be in control.
535
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,221
‐ You have a baby?
536
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:51,098
‐ Her name is Pezlie.
537
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:51,932
‐ Pezlie?
‐ Yeah.
538
00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:53,392
She was born
in a Pez dispenser.
539
00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,435
‐ We're just two people.
540
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,478
We can't take Tim on.
541
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,814
Everyone loves him.
He's so powerful.
542
00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:01,358
CHERIE: Nothing is im‐possum‐able
when we work together.
543
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:02,693
HALK: What?
544
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:09,157
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
545
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:12,202
♪
546
00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:38,413
[baby cries]
547
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:39,915
[mimicking laser fire]